This is a message sent to Twisted Finster Insiders newsletter subscribers this morning. I hope you like it.

Poundin Paul

You have undoubtedly heard that we should be thankful for what we have. I heard Omelette and Finster (and Kate) talking about it on the radio on the way to work this morning.

Since I am in the mood for giving thanks lately I thought I should share my take on the whole gratitude thing.

We all have things we are thankful for but I’ll bet it’s a short list.

Let me explain.

It’s easy to be thankful for your kids, your house, your job, your mate, your family…

But what about your jerk boss who didn’t give you the raise you deserve, or your asshole neighbor who never returned the chain saw?

Or the sister in law who owes you that $50 and never paid?

Or that girlfriend or spouse who dragged you through all ugly breakup or divorce?

How about that cop who gave you the ticket you didn’t deserve?

We all have a list of things in our lives that we call bad but it doesn’t have to be.

Since every experience has contributed to your advancement why not include it in your gratitude?

There is a different way you can look at it… Read the rest of this entry

If you are a Twisted Finster INSIDER you already know the benefits. As an INSIDER you get to learn about some of the stuff we are up to before anyone else does. Earlier today I send an email newsletter with some special gifts meant only for them.

I am offering a sameless bribe to get you to become a Twisted Finster Insider too. See the form below? Go ahead and enter your name and primary email to become an insider too!

Here are your gifts!

Twisted Finster Debut Audio – Never Played

Go there now an laugh you ass off!

Another Gift For You Crafty Ones

If you were at Kamp Omelette you know we all had campground signs. I made my sign with a cool piece of software I found the Internet called Rasterbator.

No lie.

Last night I made a special gift for you to download to your computer and print on your printer.

Here’s what to do.

Download the file and save it to your computer. Print it on your printer. Then trim it using the guidelines on the pages.

Assemble the pages and attach it to some cardboard or your wall (or whatever you crafty people do

Bring your poster to Sunday’s show and you might win a Twisted Finster Pin or T-Shirt!

UPDATE: The person with best poster will win a t-shirt and the second best one will win a pin. Judged by Finster during the show.

Take a picture of your poster on your wall and post it on Facebook and earn a chance to win a pin next week!

Here is the link. Beware this file is about 5MB so if you have dial up it may take a bit to download. (If you have any problems with the file send me an email)

Twisted Finster Poster

Have fun with it and most of all have a SAFE and Happy 4th of July

Oh yeah, fill out the form below and become an INSIDER!

Happy Fourth of July! I hope you have a SAFE and Happy July Fourth Party! Earlier today I sent a message to Twisted Finster INSIDERS with a special gift of thanks for being part of the TF family.

I want to extend to the same gifts to you our Nations Birthday as a token of our appreciation.

If you want to become a Twisted Finster INSIDER just fill your name and email in the form below. You will get inside information from the band before anyone else does (assuming I can get Finster to let me know before he opens leaks it on KLT

You will get access to videos, audios and other cool stuff we dream up and behind the scenes information before the public does.

Does that interest you?

In the meantime here are some gifts for you.

Twisted Finster Debut Audio – Never Played at our first Show EVER!

Go there now an laugh your ass off!

Another Gift For You Crafty Ones

If you were at Kamp Omelette you know we all had campground signs. I made my sign with a cool piece of software I found the Internet called Rasterbator.

No lie.

Last night I made a special gift for you to download to your computer and print on your printer.

Here’s what to do.

Download the file and save it to your computer. Print it on your printer. Then trim it using the guidelines on the pages.

Assemble the pages and attach it to some cardboard or your wall (or whatever you crafty people do

Bring your poster to Sunday’s show and you’ll win a Twisted Finster Pin or T-Shirt!

Here is the link. Beware this file is about 5MB so if you have dial up it will take a bit to download. (If you have any problems with the file send me an email)

Twisted Finster Poster

Have fun with it and most of all have a SAFE and Happy 4th of July

Oh yeah, become a Twisted Finster INSIDER Today! You won’t regret it. Just fill out the form below.

I guess you’re wondering what the deal is. It’s true, I screwed up and I need your help.

You see, I have a real dilemma… I GOOFED! .

Let me explain, when we were at Kamp Omelette, Finster asked me to take care of getting t-shirts for our headlining gig during the Cherry Festival on July 5.

We will be selling them at the Cherry Fest gig to raise money for the charities we support.

You already which ones they are, but just a reminder we provide support to AC Paw and Food Rescue.

Finster sent me a message on Facebook

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