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Guess who’s another year older on March 5th?

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I just received our brand new Limited Edition Twisted Finster 2010 t-shirts today and they look great!

Check this page out to learn how you can get yours at a special price in time for Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!

This is a message sent to Twisted Finster Insiders newsletter subscribers this morning. I hope you like it.

Poundin Paul

You have undoubtedly heard that we should be thankful for what we have. I heard Omelette and Finster (and Kate) talking about it on the radio on the way to work this morning.

Since I am in the mood for giving thanks lately I thought I should share my take on the whole gratitude thing.

We all have things we are thankful for but I’ll bet it’s a short list.

Let me explain.

It’s easy to be thankful for your kids, your house, your job, your mate, your family…

But what about your jerk boss who didn’t give you the raise you deserve, or your asshole neighbor who never returned the chain saw?

Or the sister in law who owes you that $50 and never paid?

Or that girlfriend or spouse who dragged you through all ugly breakup or divorce?

How about that cop who gave you the ticket you didn’t deserve?

We all have a list of things in our lives that we call bad but it doesn’t have to be.

Since every experience has contributed to your advancement why not include it in your gratitude?

There is a different way you can look at it… Read more »

Hey

It’s Poundin Paul with a special invitation to a private event destined to become a Thanksgiving Tradition…

Let me explain.

Remember a month or so ago when I hinted at a possible party on Thanksgiving Eve?

You do? Good!

This party has been a tradition that started way back in the old days of Al Capone. It fizzled out over the years and then…

That tradition started up again in 1969, over 40 years ago! It became a tradition and again came to a screaching halt about 15 years ago!

Many have fond memories of the Thanksgiving Eve Party at the Fireplace Inn. I was talking to Jelloman Friday night and he remembers being there many times. But he can’t seem to remember exactly how he got home ;-o). . . I can relate!

Well, I am happy to tell you the “Celebration of Gratitude” is back!

Celebration of Gratitude 2009

Stay with me now!
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If you are a Twisted Finster INSIDER you already know the benefits. As an INSIDER you get to learn about some of the stuff we are up to before anyone else does. Earlier today I send an email newsletter with some special gifts meant only for them.

I am offering a sameless bribe to get you to become a Twisted Finster Insider too. See the form below? Go ahead and enter your name and primary email to become an insider too!

Here are your gifts!

Twisted Finster Debut Audio – Never Played

Go there now an laugh you ass off!

Another Gift For You Crafty Ones

If you were at Kamp Omelette you know we all had campground signs. I made my sign with a cool piece of software I found the Internet called Rasterbator.

No lie.

Last night I made a special gift for you to download to your computer and print on your printer.

Here’s what to do.

Download the file and save it to your computer. Print it on your printer. Then trim it using the guidelines on the pages.

Assemble the pages and attach it to some cardboard or your wall (or whatever you crafty people do

Bring your poster to Sunday’s show and you might win a Twisted Finster Pin or T-Shirt!

UPDATE: The person with best poster will win a t-shirt and the second best one will win a pin. Judged by Finster during the show.

Take a picture of your poster on your wall and post it on Facebook and earn a chance to win a pin next week!

Here is the link. Beware this file is about 5MB so if you have dial up it may take a bit to download. (If you have any problems with the file send me an email)

Twisted Finster Poster

Have fun with it and most of all have a SAFE and Happy 4th of July

Oh yeah, fill out the form below and become an INSIDER!